Marine rules regarding dating
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Now thats good stuff John....believe me I know about dating daughters. We just got our 26 year old married off last week to a good guy.So far they have seemed to have picked good fellas...to mention none dated before their senior year in high school....except for proms or what not.You poor old "bastids" in for a long haul in regard to the "dating years"! If you want to make your hair turn gray, or fall out completely, just remember what ran through your minds when picking up some crusty old sumbichs' daughter for the first time.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the : The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
The best you can hope for is to at least ward off the ones who won't pay attention to a "no" from your daughter.